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Man this song is freagin HILARIOUS!!!

Ever since I was 2 man

This song makes my day

The cat got dead

Whew…. Thought you were gonna use “rectum” for a minute there..

I heard this song for the first time almost 30 years ago now

Always wondered if u might be a Frank Zappa fan? Warped minds think alike me thinks ❤

Some things I think would have made the song better, imo. 1:04 After that line, I always think someone should have shouted (in a high pitched voice) "STRIKE ONE!!" (Also before the line, there should have been a sound of a bat hitting a baseball.) 1:40 After that line, I always hear someone saying (in a high pitched voice) "I'm too old for this!". After the line about the EMS, there should have been a siren. Also I think the end of the last verse should be "So let us see a show of hands, and let it be resolved that a trauma's *only* funny if your own groin's not involved.". And now we need a new verse about Anthony Ammirati. I'm pretty sure you've heard about that pole vaulter.😁

Glad to see you're still making oddball, wonderful music!! I've gotten my kids hooked to bring you along into the next generation 😁

I have forgotten how many years ago but the first time that I heard "Toast" was on the Wags and Elliot show on WLVQ FM 96. Still the funniest food song I've ever heard 😂😂

Come on Heywood, where's the metric version!?

I have the Bob & Tom Show in the '00s to thank for introducing me to Heywood and a bunch of funny people who don't get as much exposure as they should.

I'm wondering if there were occasions where he forgot the lyrics to one of his songs, and did this. They would have to be live performances. Otherwise we wouldn't know about them.

What he says in the beginning: I can imagine some things he hasn't made songs about yet. (I can't think of any now.) But on his "Picky Picky Picky" album from 1998, he could have made one that poked fun at a certain one hit wonder from about the same time period.😁

Beware the evil sludge that befalls those who betray the pancreas

As a local, we called the original monstrosity Touchdown Jesus. And yes, Terminator Jesus once it burned down to the frame, and now 5-Dollar-Footlong Jesus. And when driving by, as we did today, one never fails to notice version 2.0's very prominent lightning rod 🤣... and remember this song.

I have a pretty funny story Heywood banks once told me to shut up lol Years ago my mom took me to see one of his shows at IUSB towards the end of the show he asked for requests and i kept asking him to play the dinosaur song and he tried to explain he couldnt because he didnt have the right Instrument but i kept asking he finally looks at me and tells me to shut up lol

I'm 65 - have always loved this tune! 😂

2024 and still listening to this. Saw a Facebook post that reminded me of this song and had to watch it.

I watched this 5 years ago the I just remembered it

When I first heard this on Bob & Tom, I assumed EVERYONE knew about X-raying Trick-or-Treat candy, but there are ENTIRE communities who didn't and people who went their ENTIRE childhoods where there was no such paranoia. This dovetailed into the "Satanic Panic" where people in some parts of the country-inordinately religious-believed that Halloween was a "satanic" holiday. In my town Charleston (SC) Memorial Hospital X-rayed candy at no charge.

Always loved this one!

You never age! Your music has and will forever hold a very special place in my heart, you’re creativity will never not amaze me

if primus and system of a down had a baby

What?! This fine masterpiece is on no album available on Spotify?! My mom is Hawaiian and my dad is Caucasian, which is one reason why I adore this song. It’s a Third Culture Kid anthem!!

I always laugh the most at the backing singers. "ooooh" 🤣🤣🤣

Barack-Ali. 😂

I've been a fan since Bob & Tom's "Amish call waiting" sit followed by Heywood's famous "It's Christmas, Let's have sex!" Which has changed not only my sense of humor, but also my son's and my nephews'. It fit in wonderfully with the AAFRTS FEN commercial on the pancreas IN THE 70's!

Bro might just be Les Claypool

Lol one of the few songs in life no words ever forgotten

Love it…

HEY HEYWOOD ,,,, U hear you got a Live Jam Coming On your April 1 Birthday Hey Hey Heywood that Was Yesterday Ill Be Here Ill Be Here tomorrow anyway

I named my shepski pup Toast Malone ! So this is our new theme song haha

Still “going bowlin’” in Traverse City later this year? (Or perhaps in the UP or northern Wisconsin?) Waiting for those ticket sale links to go live on your website.

Still remember once when he played this live on Bob and Tom and kept it going long enough for someone to call in and jingle their own Weasel into the phone

12 years have passed and I have found my way back to this masterpiece 🙌

This song just randomly popped into my head today. Flashback from childhood. Love ya, Heywood.

Yeah it’s so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Brilliant 😂

Help my dad told me to search rhis up lol

Always wondered what Les Claypool's dad was like...

Haywood, you crack me up! You’re a genius song writer, and I mean that sincerely! Thanks for entertaining me with all your excellent songs! Keep it up

Watched this for the first time in the 7th grade. It's never going to be awesome.

ahh this song was like my childhood so glad i could find it

This guy taught my boater safety course and was an absolute legend. I still reference his songs all this time later and people look at me like Im mad

This is still funny after all these years!

make some toast

I think Jesus would think this is funny himself

I love this song ❤

He suffered great despair from his lack of underwear.